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but it ran out of fuel so a boat came instead then..

An evil pots and pans robot appeared on the boat and...

Shot a missile out its butthole and it headed right for

A1 he had little time to react so he....

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A1 he had little time to react so he....

Pushed eking into the way who was mysteriously back alive and..

Eking was killed in a very violent explosion, the out of now where zombies attacked and....

A1 had no ekings left to throw at the swarming horde ahead of him, so he decided...

to throw his poop, it wasn't effective at all so he....

ate it instead, the sheer stench of his shit stained breath caused the zombies to..

challenge a1 to a beat off to see who was the better producer when...

A1 refused to beat off with the zombies even though he could have learned new techniques, the zombies turned there attention back to eating a1 and just when all hope was thought to be lost...

the zombies started beating off by themselves giving the perfect opportunity to....

for a1 to join and get a good old fashion circle jerk game in

but the game would abruptly end when bill cosby came and gave everyone..

4 sailboats capable of talking but it..

they had to please him anally but some refused so...

Ekings ex jasmine gladly took the anal pleasures

But Bill Cosby was displeased with the results and flew away on a magic carpet just as..

China released a army of eking clones but they are even dumber and then the real eking so....

they arrived from china without double A batteries so they couldn't attack A1 but

A1 made short work of the dumb and disfigured ekings when...

I became the main character of the story once more, A1 was pissed but i threw a Gersh device at him and he had no choice but to jump into it and he was taken to...

Mexico but he soon found out that the mexicans were...

all naked, mexico became a nudist country, but back to mark who just was about to.....

get eaten out by big foot and his ....